An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had diedin a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainlydue to her interest in health food, herbal medicine and exercise.

When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansionwhich was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite andJacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much allthis was going to cost. "It's free, " Peter replied, "this is Heaven."

Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that thehome backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and eachweek the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courseson earth.

The old man asked, "what are the green fees?" Peter's reply, "This isheaven, you play for free."

Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch withthe cuisines of the world laid out. "How much to eat?" asked the oldman. "Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peterreplied with some exasperation.

"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old manasked timidly.

Peter lectured, "That's the best can eat as much as you likeof whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. Thisis Heaven."

With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hatand stomping on it. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down,asking him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife and said,"This is all your fault. If it weren't for your blasted herbal teas, Icould have been here ten years ago!"